Camper Vantiquities is a 1993 rarities compilation album by musical group Camper Van Beethoven, released on I.R.S. It included the earlier EP Vampire Can Mating Oven and a number of other unreleased tracks, compiled by bassist Victor Krummenacher a few years after the band split up. The 2004 re-release added several more tracks, all demo versions of songs that appeared on the band's two Virgin Records albums.
"Heart" (David Lowery) – 3:08
"Never Go Back" (Victor Krummenacher, Greg Lisher, Lowery, Chris Pedersen, Jonathan Segel) – 3:24
"Seven Languages" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 4:12
"Axe Murderer Song" (Lowery) – 2:28
"SP37957" (Krummenacher, Lowery, Jonathan Segel) – 3:04
"Crossing Over" (Krummenacher, Lowery, Chris Molla, Segel) – 3:24
"Guardian Angels" (Lowery, Molla) – 2:06
"I'm Not Like Everybody Else" (Ray Davies) – 3:24
"AC Cover" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 3:01
"Porpoise Mouth" (Joe McDonald) – 2:38
"(We Workers Do Not Understand) Modern Art" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 2:58
"We Eat Your Children" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 3:49
"Six More Miles to the Graveyard" (Hank Williams) – 2:57
"Ice Cream Everyday" (Box O' Laffs, Curkendall, Hart, Lowery, Molla) – 4:04
"Processional" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 3:48
"Photograph" (George Harrison, Ringo Starr) – 3:14
"Om Eye (Sweet Isthmus)" – 2:06 [hidden track]
"Heart" – 3:07
"Never Go Back" – 3:24
"Seven Languages" – 4:12
"Axe Murderer Song" – 2:28
"SP37957" – 3:04
"Crossing Over" – 3:24
"Guardian Angels" – 2:06
"I'm Not Like Everybody Else" – 3:24
"AC Cover" – 3:01
"Flowers (Fox Demo)" – 3:03
"One of These Days (Fox Demo)" – 3:27
"Humid Press of Days (Fox Demo)" – 2:55
"All Her Favourite Fruit (Fox Demo)" – 5:14
"Silent Monster" – 2:54
"Porpoise Mouth" – 2:38
"(We Workers Do Not Understand) Modern Art" – 2:58
"We Eat Your Children" – 3:49
"Six More Miles to the Graveyard" – 2:57
"Ice Cream Everyday" – 4:04
"Processional" – 3:48
"Photograph" – 3:33
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